How I feel when I Facebook stalk someone
mpregsniper: ilovecephalopods: adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along everyone needs more baby squids on their dash! here’s more baby squids!! and some baby octopuses because they’re cute too! Sweet little darlings
rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
smile-cause-life-is-beautiful: the-fate-of-the-bbc: stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee: PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK AWSOME THIS IS SO SICKKKKK OMFGGGGGG HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK
ladyblogger-margie: anna-of-wonderland: *reads the last line again* *closes the book* *deep sigh* *screams* *throws book out the window* *jumps out the window after it* *writhes in pain while clutching the book* *cries and rocks it back and forth* *puts it back down on the shelf* *deep breath* *Calls friend* “read this book”
halfhalfling: I don’t think you understand how emotional this makes me: HE CALLED HIM SAM, NOT MOOSE, NOT JOLLY GREEN, NOT GIRAFFE. JUST SAM. I’M GONNA CRY.
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Fan: [To Misha] Did you hear, that Castiel stares at Dean so much because he...– Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles #Supernatural #SDCC” (via spncc1980)
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest