do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
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be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well. — Richard Siken (via psych-facts)
In which the lovely Amanda Abbington suddenly realizes she is photo-bombing her husband’s black carpet interview.
We love you, Amanda!
Omg she’s so cute!
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These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
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this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
THAT WAS ONE TIME
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If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it…
and whatever you do don’t zoom in…
well of course im going to click the link
ok time to zoom in
jESUs TakeE The WHEelL
damn gurl u fine
okay I don’t get it what’s all the fuss abou-
LUciFeR HeLp MeEE
hey not bad
let me just zoom i-
It got better
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